Bromance Over Romance?

Do You have a Bro? Does the guy you like have a Bro?

If so, here's the 

Rules Every Bro Needs to Know...

1. Thou shall not ask if she has hot friends (to join his friend on a first date)

Seriously bro, the double-date is a double-don't? 
A girl should end this date before it even starts.

2. Thou shall not hurdle in groups of bros

Get out of your comfort zone bro, your big muscles will protect you.

3. Thou shall realize that shirtless group photos make you look like a tool.

You turned "one in a million" to "one of a million". Same story bro.

4. Stop telling your Bro to follow the three day rule.

If you want to talk to her CALL her bro. She's waiting.

5. Stop trying to be like your Bro.

You don't need to have matching tanks, tans and fist pumps to be friends.

Grow up Bro.

A rule for the Ladies...

There's plenty of bros in the sea, 

and there are plenty of other seas outside from the 

Jersey Shore